Nick Jordan

Effortlessly uncool.

World Cup Grump

I’m sick of hearing about the World Cup already and it hasn’t even started yet. All I can hope is that England are knocked out as early as possible so that we can dispense with most of the hysteria. For goodness’ sake, people, it’s only a game. If I had my way I’d ban it. Well, maybe not but I’d certainly cut down on the coverage, which would allow more time for a proper sport, like MotoGP.

The only good thing about it all is that the streets will be deserted when ‘important’ matches are on, leaving me and those like me with more more space to wander about in and (hopefully) enjoy the nice weather.


  1. anonomous Tuesday, 6th June, 2006, 8:34 pm

    your such a weird man england r going 2 win the world cup and everyone knows it

  2. The New Management Saturday, 10th June, 2006, 5:03 pm

    Here in Wymsey we banned football when we declared independance from the English. We are surrounded by them but if one of their balls lands in Wymsey we fill it we squid ink and send it right back by recorded delivery.

  3. Nick Sunday, 11th June, 2006, 7:27 am

    The attitude to most things at Wymsey seems remarkably enlightened. I approve wholeheartedly!

  4. pebble Thursday, 15th June, 2006, 11:12 am

    I don’t agree I think its great it brings countrys together

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