Nick Jordan

Effortlessly uncool.

This Is Why I Love My Wife

A conversation we had this evening as Juliet was preparing to order an Indian take-away:

Juliet: What would you like to eat?

Me (feeling silly): Splorp.

Juliet (not batting an eyelid): Would you like the tentacles removed?

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