What, what Rowling was trying to be? I was looking the books over in the library the other day, and it occurred to me how much they aspire to be big-time Terry Pratchett knock-offs, especially with the endless name puns. What, a bad guy who seems to be killing the hero’s mentor? Let’s name him Snape… hahaha, it sounds like Snake!
Or “Remus Lupin.” I kind of wanted to dig my brains out with a spoon after I heard that one. What can we possibly do to suggest wolves more? I’ll bet his middle name is Wolfgang or Wolfram or Dances-With-Wolves or something like that.