I have a big problem with the Kingsmill Toastie, a sliced loaf of bread designed specifically, apparently, to be toasted. The problem? It doesn’t fit in my toaster. There’s a bit at one end of the slice that sticks out and therefore remains pristine and unbrowned. Turning the wretched thing over halfway through the process just seems to result in something that’s fine at the ends but burnt to a crisp in the middle. Yes, I know I could use the grill but I’m lazy, OK?