I had to laugh that you were forced to list “plot” twice, noxy. A lot of books have plots. That is why they are books and not dictionaries. Also, if Harry Potter fans can “take it if someone doesn’t like HP”, how do they keep popping up here…?
Good for you, though. I haven’t met many Harry Potter fans who can admit he’s fake. I’m being serious.

And… I just got a little sidetracked. My apologies.

Incidentally and in general, I thought the name of the owl was kinda funny. It always makes me think of Hedwig and the Angry Inch.